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The Cesaro Show – Rybaxel & Big E

Posted on: April 26, 2014 | Filed under: Featured Videos, Landvogt TV, WWE Related


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Cesaro: Hey, I wish you a wonderful evening, ladies and gentlemen. It’s time again for the Landvogt TV with me, Cesaro. My guests this evening, Ryback and Curtis Axel, Rybaxel!

Cesaro: He [Ryback] has a suprise for him [Axel] and he shall close his eyes.

Ryback: Hello. We are Rybaxel, masters of the universe. [something even I don't understand] the future of the WWE Tag Team Champions. Ryback, former WWE Champion, and Curtis Axel, the longest reigning Intercontinental Champion [something not understandable].
Cesaro: Yeah, I don’t have to translate that.

Cesaro: Yeah, close your eyes, here comes the surprise of Curtis Axel. 3346, that’s his password.

Curtis Axel: Come we to fight.
Ryback: Yes.
Curtis Axel: We come to win.
Ryback: Yes.
Curtis Axel: We come to dominate.
Ryback: Yes.
Curtis Axel: Come we to WWE Tag Team Champions become.
Ryback: YES!
Rybaxel: Rybaxel rool!

Cesaro: Rule… It’s rules. Yes, I think this was one of the worst German interviews we ever had. With this being said… Rybaxel… See you next time.


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Cesaro: Hey, I wish you a wonderful evening, ladies and gentlemen. It’s time again for the Landvogt TV! And my guest, the currently still reigning Intercontinental Champion: Big E.

Cesaro: Big E just wanted to see if I have any weapons with me… Whatever. I just want to ask him whether he wants to hand over the title right now, or if he wants to wait until I win the Number One Contender Tournament for the Intercontinental Championship.

Cesaro: Big E let out a hearty laugh, something that comes easy for him with such a big chest. He doesn’t think that I can win against RVD, but of course I will do so and we all know that I will beat him, and then this title… will be mine. With this being said… [...] Because I will bring this title back to Germany, back to Germany. The King of Swing [...] the Landvogt, the new Intercontinental Champion.
What’s up with this guy anyway? He almost stumbled over a suitcase standing here. Anyway! With this being said: see you next time!